Alright, here is what to do: Write a one sentence review of all the classes in the game, and say what your main is:
My main is an Archmage, here are my reviews:
Ironbraker: Throws badies accross the map, never dies.
Runepriest: Heals better then me, doesn't die as fast, doesn't pretend to be able to do damage though.
Engineer: Looks really cool, but doesn't seem to do a whole lot.
Warrior Priest: Theese guys look like thei're really dishing it out while being very hard to kill.
Witch Hunters: Strangely rare on my server, I think most people are afraid to roll one over a Witch Elf.
Bright Wizards: Make me look stupid when I try to use my damage spells.
Archmage: Class description said Healer/DPSer hybrid, got a healbot, very good healbot though.
Shadow Warrior: I'm told they do a lot of damage, but their effects are so subtle I hardly notice them.
Swordmaster: Love these guys, thei're great as defenders, but they look too much like me at low levels.
White Lion: Seem to die a lot and kill very little, a class I don't really get.
Chosen: Big guy in armor who never dies and does crazy damage to me.
Marauder: Runs into my friends, growls, mutates, then falls over dead.
Zealot: Not seeing a lot of them, thei're subtle and hard to spot, but powerful.
Magus: Kills served on a silver platter... that floats.
Black Orc: Hits like a truck, doesn't want to die, can't get away from them either...
Squig Herder: Now that's what I call %26quot;In-fight entertainment%26quot;!
Shaman: I'm told thei're my mirror, I look so small, but my spells/tactics so much better.
Witch Elf: Captures flags when all the noobs go chasing after a runner, stabs me a lot.
Sorcerer: Theese guys do a nasty ammount of damage, my heals can't keep up when they group up and volley fire.
Disciple of Khaine: Sneaky little guys, who'd expect the enemy healer to be THIS close...
Alright, those are mine.
Have fun doing yours.
SM : %26quot;Can I tank with a 2H?%26quot;
AM : %26quot;Dude .. my career has the word mage in it. Heal yourself.%26quot;
This will be fun, good idea. I'll do them in the order you went in.
Coming from a Chaos Chosen in tier 1.
Ironbreaker: Tough little guys that don't want to die, but don't bother me much.
Runepriest: Great healers, but can go down under concentrated fire if there isn't a WP around.
Engineer: Oh boy, a free kill if I'm not defending anyone.
Warrior Priest: Horribly effective class with ample tanking abilities and good healing abilities as well, my nightmare.
Witch Hunters: Ouch, these guys do lots of damage, especially when next to a WP.
Bright Wizards: Ouch, these hurt when I'm not up in their faces.
Archmages: These guys I don't notice much, I should probably pay more attention to them.
Shadow Warriors: Lovely squishy things if I can get close enough.
Sword Masters: All elves look alike to me, but I guess I can attribute that to low levels; decent tanks, but nothing compared to the IB.
White Lions: Where are these guys?
Chosen: Lovely tanks that can put out a neat amount of damage too.
Marauder: Nasty damage dealers, especially when backing a tank or backed by a healer.
Zealot: A neat healer class that sometimes targets me, though I don't really understand them that well; I like 'em better than DoKs.
Magus: Base defending floaty guys that don't really do much else.
Black Orcs: Chosen's bigger cousin that I'm told is faster and more dangerous than me, neat.
Squigg Herder: Cool little guys that are good fighters when I see them.
Shaman: What I think may be the best destruction healer class, though I may need to be paying more attention.
Witch Elf: Cool damage dealing chicks.
Sorcerer: Ouch, these guys are like our versions of the BM, and usually top damage charts right along beside them.
Disciple of Khain: Another class I'm not sure I understand, though it's neat when they heal me.
Sounds fun, I'll have a go.
Mains-Magus and Squig Herder
Ironbraker: Never dies, hard to click on, good ones knock me away from their healing train of like 5 people whenever I try to get at them
Runepriest: Heals insanely well, easy to ignore with nothing for them to heal though
Engineer: Nuisance, fireballs coming at me make me think a bright wizard is nuking me, but in reality its done like 0 damage, very supportish but important to kill nonetheless
Warrior Priest: Impossible to kill, wait for a few more allies to show up so we can focus fire him down
Witch Hunters: Kill them 1st or 2nd, easy to kill and very important to kill
Bright Wizards: They see me at range, I'm done, super easy kill up close though
Archmage: Seems OP, good damage with that beam attack, and darn hard to outDPS their heals
Shadow Warrior: Run around...ALOT can do good damage but once again, flimsy
Swordmaster: Harder to kill than Ironbreakers for some reason, kinda and frustrating overall
White Lion: Pain in the butt, chickens that send their war lions over to do their dirty work and hide most of the time
Chosen: Good guy to follow around, auras rule.
Marauder: Chases people around a lot, seems to have a lot more fun than I do
Zealot: Awesome healers, never use the ability to attack with their buffs though, kinda creepy, don't like them staring at me
Magus: BAMF version of an engineer, doesn't seem to do much, but AoE DoTs out the wazzu let them cause a lot of havoc
Black Orc: Does good damage, doesn't seem to survive as well as Chosen but makes up for it in damage, most fun class to be around period.
Squig Herder: Most style of any class, could use a little more single target DPS, but does better at causing havoc then the other pure DPS classes (excluding Engineers and Magi)
Shaman: Awesome healer, much better than any lame Archmage and an easier target to defend (people don't hate them as much).
Witch Elf: Does good damage, fun to look at (jk)
Sorcerer: Make me resent my original choices of mains, good damage but no fun to play
Disciple of Khaine: Super focus fired, dead in an instant, good heals and damage though
Witch Elf: Let me give you a kiss...
Tanks: Hookay, im gonna rush in and stomp them to death, heal me nibs!
Healers: Hey mr tank, I got this big thing on me trying to eat me alive.
Tanks: Omg did you see my damage, lol!
Warrior Priest - Easy Pickings
Archmage - Easy Pickings
Rune Mage - Easy Pickings
Iron Breaker - Easily Ignored
Swordmaster - Annoying Gits
Witch Hunter - Feh
Bright Wizards - Clearly the most annoying MMORPG class played by the most annoying people.
Engineers - Their little crates are funny. When they try to snare you and back up to shoot it is funny too.
Shadow Warrior - Usually standing alone with a Kick me sign on them.
White Lion - Used to annoy me, not so much any more.
Black Orc - Okay. Big meat head.
Marauder - Fun with the Steve Austin Arm
Zealot - Decent healer
Shaman - Fairly diverse class. Probably attracts the most non-healers of any healing class.
Chosen - Their curses are very useful. The fact that they have to be twisted to maximize potency is a huge annoyance. One of the weakest tank classes in terms of tanking.
Squiq Herder - A bit underestimated. A well played Squiq Herder can be a huge asset to a good team/group.
Sorceror - Seem very underpowered.
Magus - Those disks are nice but I wish they did something more then look like Space Age Sonic Girls delivering carhop food.
Disciple of Khaine - The class of the truely non-healer. People roll this class when they are tired of not getting heals from other healers. Don't expect most people playing this class to heal you.
Witch Elf - Kind of lacking. Needs some more flavor and perhaps damaging abilities. Perhaps more stealth options.
hehe good idear I'm a t3 shadowwarrior
Ironbreaker: Great tanks brave men.
Runepriest: The dude that casts runes on me, i like the dd damage one please.
Engineer: my respected rival
Warrior Priest: awsome class, great main assist they stay alive for ages.
Witch Hunters: sets people on fire quite a bit.
Bright Wizards: .... the rdps ill never be.
Archmages: good healers
Shadow Warriors: i cant describe myself.
Sword Masters: awsome tanks great to have them hold the nme at bay
White Lions: best damage class to assist, they do die with out heals
Chosen: annoying spiky guys.
Marauder: really good damage, but a easy kill in the thick of things
Zealot: dont get this class them seem to do a really good job of keeping tanks up
Magus: odd
Black Orcs: always seem to charge pointlessly into us very had to kill if it has back up
Squigg Herder: my arch nemissis please stop attacking me with your stupied pet!!
Shaman: impossible
Witch Elf: sabby sabby ... dies to fast but normally takes a healer down with her.
Sorcerer: ouch ouch ouch. focus fire on you yes yes yes
Disciple of Khain: seem to run into our partie then do star jumps.
Order classes: buff imo
Dest classes: nerf bat imo
Honestly though, every class has its niche. I like the balance.
People have either a natural attraction or natural desire to destroy all things Legolas.
When I saw SW I thought %26quot;ah, the token Legolas class%26quot;
Ironbreaker: Stop DPSing and Tank
Runepriest: Thank you.
Engineer: Is that a spider web?
Warrior Priest: Heal me god damn it.
Witch Hunters: Your gun noises annoy me.
Bright Wizards: Way to DPS.
Archmage: Thank you.
Shadow Warrior: Do you even exist?
Swordmaster: I play one.
White Lion: Your cat annoys me.
Chosen: Probably isn't twisting correctly.
Marauder: Generally free food.
Zealot: Best healers.
Magus: Underestimated.
Black Orc: Never less than three.
Squig Herder: Has the best pets.
Shaman: Coolest healer.
Witch Elf: A lot of fun to play.
Sorcerer: Man or woman?
Disciple of Khaine: Man or woman?